KANSAS CITY, MO—Stressing that preparation was important both on and off the field, Chiefs head coach Andy Reid reportedly sat tight end Travis Kelce down Friday to gently go over what would be expected of him on his wedding night. “The keys to performing your best in the bedroom are proper positioning and situational awareness,” said Reid, setting two bobblehead dolls on a table and using them to demonstrate “basic formations” of conjugal intimacy while the 10-time Pro Bowler attentively took notes. “We’ll go over some tape so you know what to anticipate, but when the moment comes, I want you to just stick to the fundamentals. Don’t get fancy. Stay composed, find holes, and respond to your matchup’s movements. Oh, and just know she’ll probably want you to take your helmet off.” Sources confirmed Reid ended the meeting by reminding Kelce that, when the time comes, he would be on a headset in the next room should the tight end need support.
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