Russian and Chinese Presidents Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping were overheard on a hot mic during a Beijing military parade discussing continuous organ transplants and the possibility of living indefinitely. What do you think?
“I’ll stick with achieving immortality through good old-fashioned rhino horns.”
Jack Duckfield, Diving Judge
“I never know what to say to Xi Jinping either.”
Freya Willis, Bleach Bottler
“That’s crazy, I was just talking about that with my mentally unstable neighbor.”
Isaac Reed, Hog Groomer
