Key events
48 min: A terrified father, I hasten to add, who has heard all the practice sessions and is painfully aware the child in question can’t play the violin for toffee.
47 min: On the touchline, Ruben AMorim is pacing relentlessly, exuding all the calm of a terrified father watching his six-year-old child perform a solo violin recital at the school play.
47 min: Kayode’s delivery to the near post is gathered by Bayindir.
Brentford 2-1 Manchester United
46 min: The second half starts with Brentford on the ball and no changes in personnel on either side. Brentford immediately win a throw-in deep in Manchester United half. Over to you, Michael Kayode …
A quick recap: Brentford opened a two-goal lead, their first coming from an Igor Thiago surface-to-air screamer inside the near post after Jordan Henderson had sent him on his way with a superb delivery from deep. Manchester United goalkeeper Altay Bayindir was forced to make three good saves before Brentford doubled their advantage, Thiago scoring his second on the follow-up after Bayinder had parried a Kevin Schade pull-back into his path.
With United all over the place and in a total panic, they somehow pulled a goal back when Benjamin Sesko scored at his third attempt after Caoimhin Kelleher failed to deal sufficiently with a cross under pressure from Bryan Mbeumo. The goal seemed to calm United’s very obvious jitters but they remain behind at the break in a thrilling game.
Brentford 2-1 Manchester United
Half-time: The players troop off the pitch after a terrific start to the Premier League weekend. More, please.
45+4 min: Kayode gets the ball launched towards the near post from the touchline but Maguire is on hand to head it clear before it can reach Sepp van den Berg.
45+3 min: Kayode gifts possession to Luke Shaw, who puts the ball out for a Brentford throw-in with a dismal first touch.
45+2 min: We’re into four minutes worth of add-ons at the end of a tremendously entertaining, action-packed first half.
44 min: Another Kayode long throw. No, scrap that. With everyone expecting the right-back to slingshot another ball into the box, he plays this one short so Ouattara can whip a cross instead. Aaron Hickey is unable to get his head to the ball.
39 min: Manchester United get in on the long throw action but Diogo Dalot’s looping delivery into the Brentford box is headed away by Nathan Collins. I have a rhetorical question: why is Nathan Collins an ever-present rock for Brentford but a complete liability whenever he pulls on a Republic of Ireland shirt? Rhetorical answers on a postcard, please.
37 min: Matheus Cunha sends Fernandes on his way and the United skipper advances towards the edge of the Brentford penalty area. His shot is blocked by Nathan Collins and goes out for a corner. Harry Maguire gets underneath the deep delivery to the far post but Brentford clear their lines. Better from United, but it’s a very low bar.
35 min: Michael Kayode takes another long throw towards the near post, where Harry Maguire heads it clear. It’s actually a shorter long throw than the longer long throws the Brentford full-back’s been throwing thus far.
33 min: In good news for Manchester United fans, I can reveal that Brentford have already lost eight points from winning positions in the Premier League so far this season. Since pulling a goal back, United have noticeably calmed down. They were running around like headless chickens after the opener went in.
32 min: Bryan Mbeumo gets warm applause from Brentford fans as he wanders across to take a corner, from which nothing comes. I look forward to seeing Alex Isak receiving a similarly effusive welcome upon his return to St James’ Park with Liverpool.
29 min: Sesko’s goal survives a VAR check, with Andy Madley presumably checking to see if the ball had crossed the byline before Dorgu crossed it or to see if Mbeumo (not Sesko as previously noted) fouled Kelleher as he tried to punch the ball clear. It’s as if the curtain-twitchers in Stockley Park are going out of their way to find reasons to chalk goals off.
GOAL! Brentford 2-1 Manchester United (Sesko 26)
United pull one back. Patrick Dorgu sends a cross to the far post and it’s only punched half-clear by Kelleher under pressure from Sesko. The Irish goalkeeper saves Sesko’s first header and then the follow-up but is powerless to stop the Slovenian scoring at the third attempt. Sesko rifles the bouncing ball into the back of the net to get off the mark for Manchester United.
24 min: While it shouldn’t be a surprise that United are getting pummeled by Brentford, it somehow still is. Suffice to say that Manchester United have been diabolically bad thus far. Even worse than we’ve come to expect.
GOAL! Brentford 2-0 Manchester United (Thiago 20)
Thiago scores his second! With United defending like a pub team, Brentford get the ball into the space behind Dalot, allowing Schade to advance to the byline and pull it across the face of goal. Bayindir can only parry it into the path of Thiago, who slots home on the follow-up from about five yards. If it sounds like Bayindir was at fault there, he wasn’t – such was the pace on Schade’s pullback, there was little else he could do. But for him, United would be four or five down already.
17 min: A brilliant save by Bayindir! Brentford go close from another corner, with the Manchester United goalkeeper showing great reflexes to save a Sepp van den Berg bullet bullet header from close range. Moments later, he’s forced into action to make another good save from a decent Nathan Collins header. Manchester United are on the ropes already!
16 min: A Mikkel Damsgaard corner for Brentford is headed clear at the near post by Bruno Fernandes.
13 min: Hats off to Jordan Henderson, who sent that seven-iron from deep whistling into the sky towards the edge of the Manchester United penalty area for Thiago to chase. I was certain the Brentford striker had to be a mile offside but replays and the video assistant referee say otherwise.
On VAR, Andy Madley also had to check for a possible foul by Kayode on Diogo Dalot before the ball broke to Henderson but decided the challenge was fair and square. On the touchline, Ruben Amorim looked genuinely bereft when the goal was given.
The goal stands!!!
Yes, Brentford lead! It’s a splendid finish from Igor Thiago, who leaves Harry Maguire in his dust before sending a surface-to-air screamer into the top corner as Brentford broke on the counter. Latching on to a long, lofted ball from deep as he sprinted upfield, he controlled the ball and spanked it past Bayinder.
GOAL! Brentford 1-0 Manchester United (Thiago 9)
Brentford lead! Or do they? I think Igor Thiago might have been offside as Brentford broke upfield on a lightning fast counter-attack. It’s tight.
7 min: The Bees are swarming all over United’s players in these early stages, giving their visitors little or no time to settle on the ball.
5 min: Kevin Schade does well to keep the ball in play out by the touchline with Diogo Dalot breathing down his neck. He undoes his good work by giving it away once he’d created a couple of yardsof space in which to ping a pass.
4 min: Yup, the Italian trebuchet Delaps the ball straight into the Brentford six-yard box, where Altay Bayinder gathers it for Manchester United.
3 min: Harry Maguire puts the ball out of play for a Brentford throw-in deep in his own half. One suspects Michael Kayode will chuck it long …
1 min: Manuel Ugarte gets an early touch in midfield after coming in for the suspended Casemiro, but Brentford win possession back moments later. Michael Kayode gets on the ball.
Brentford v Manchester United is go …
1 min: Bryan Mbeumo does the honours as Manchester United get the ball rolling, their players wearing black shirts, yellow shorts and yellow socks.
Not long now: Referee Craig Pawson and his assistants lead both sets of players out on to the Gtech Stadium pitch, with Nathan Collins and Bruno Fernandes skippering the sides. Kick-off in west London is just a couple of minutes away.
Some more correspondence: “Lose today and it’s going to be impossible to make an argument against sacking Amorim,” writes Dave Estherby. “He’s done a lot wrong and not much right since he came but paying just south of £20m for a goalkeeper to replace two accidents waiting to happen, then starting one of said accidents ahead of him in every game since has got eff-up written all over it.”
I think you’re being a bit harsh on Tom Heaton there, if I’m honest. He kept a clean sheet in his sole 21-minute substitute appearance for Manchester United almost four years ago.
Some correspondence: “Peter Crouch stood behind Bayindir’s goal slagging him off while he warms up, on TNT,” writes John Potter. “The game’s gone.”
As somebody who has made no secret of the psychological difficulties he endured while being the subject of widespread and very public criticism at various points throughout his own playing career, I hope Crouchie at least had to good manners to lower his voice. We can but wonder if he’d be so vocal if … say, Emi Martinez was in said goal.
Ruben Amorim: Manchester United have the chance to win back-to-back Premier League games for the first time on their Portuguese head coach’s watch, a remarkable state of affairs that was rasied at his press conference yesterday.
“These kind of games we need to be focused and have the feeling we will win every match,” he said. “It is really important and we talk about that in the end of the game. It is important to have that sense of urgency that we need to win no matter what. Every time you start to watch the next opponent you feel it is going to be really tough. The most important is to start the way we start against Burnley and Arsenal
“It is normal for the fans not to know what is going to happen. I have an idea but I don’t know, so the best way of dealing with that is that every game is the last one. We think the next game is going to be really important in a long time for Manchester United.”
Keith Andrews on the return of Bryan Mbeumo: Speaking ahead of the former Brentford’s winger return to the Gtech Community Stadium for the first time as a Manchester United player, the Brentford head coach said he expects Mbeumo to get a warm welcome from home fans but hopes his players won’t extend the same courtesy to their erstwhile teammate.
“Bryan epitomises everything good about this football club,” Andrews said. “He was given time, patience and support, and I think the way it went last year was the culmination of that six-year journey where so many people in that building played a part in his development. I know for a fact he really appreciates that and he appreciates the fans.
“Bryan rightly should get a really good reception. Having said that, I don’t want us to give him a nice reception on the pitch. Yes, we know all about him, all his qualities We’re very aware of what a good player is and we’ll help hopefully try to nullify that by making it an afternoon he doesn’t enjoy.”
Keith Andrews on his Brentford rebuild: “We are forming a new team,” said the Dubliner in yesterday’s press conference. “There’s been a lot of change at the football club, myself included. We’re making steps, and sometimes those steps are in the direction we want. I think you have to accept that. You have to understand that.
“It’s really important for me to maintain the type of environment that’s been created here, where players can develop. We put internal pressure on ourselves. We don’t particularly need the external pressure to fuel anything from within. I think there’s that intrinsic motivation as an individual and all to be collectively, to be the best versions of ourselves. And that’s not always going to be perfect.”
Today’s match officials
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Referee: Craig Pawson
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Assistants: Lee Betts and Mat Wilkes
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Fourth official: Ben Toner
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VAR: Andy Madley
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Assistant VAR: Nick Hopton
Graham Potter sacked by West Ham
In case you missed the not-entirely-surprising news that broke about an hour ago, Graham Potter has been relieved of his duties as West Ham head coach, with Nuno Espirito Santo reported to have agreed to take training this weekend ahead of their trip to Goodison Park to face Everton on Monday night. If there’s a silver lining for Potter, who leaves his role after just nine months, he’ll now have time to catch up on all those social media face-swap memes he claimed to have not yet seen yesterday. Read on …
Those teams: Knowing how wedded his opposite number is to a 3-4-3 system not even Pope Leo XIV could force him to get a divorce, Keith Andrews looks to have switched to a back four with a line-up that features two changes from the side that lost against Fulham. Aaron Hickey is in at left-back, making his first start for Brentford since October 2023. Dango Ouattara also starts on the left wing, while Ethan Pinnock and Keane Lewis-Potter make way.
Ruben Amorim makes three changes to the side that beat Chelsea last weekend, all of them enforced. With Casemiro suspended, Manuel Ugarte comes into the centre of midfield, while Diogo Dalot is in for the injured Noussair Mazraoui. Matheus Cunha starts in place of Amad Diallo, who is at home on compassionate leave. Altay Bayindir continues in goal for United, preferred to both Tom Heaton and Senne Lammens, who are among the substitutes.
Brentford v Manchester United line-ups
Brentford: Kelleher, Kayode, Van den Berg, Collins, Hickey; Henderson, Yarmoliuk, Damsgaard; Ouattara, Schade, Thiago.
Subs: Valdimarsson, Henry, Pinnock, Jensen, Onyeka, Milambo, Ajer, Lewis-Potter, Janelt.
Manchester United: Bayindir, Dalot, De Ligt, Maguire, Shaw, Dorgu; Ugarte, Fernandes; Mbeumo, Cunha, Sesko.
Subs: Heaton, Lammens, Fredricson, Heaven, Leon, Yoro, Mainoo, Mount, Zirkzee.
Early team news
Brentford winger Gustavo Nunes and midfielder Paris Maghoma are both recovering from hamstring injuries and have been ruled out of today’s game. Both players will have to wait to make their debuts for the club they joined in the summer.
The daft red card Casemiro picked up for two needless bookings against Chelsea means the Brazilian will have to sit this match out through suspension but Diogo Dalot has been passed fit for selection after missing United’s past two games. Amad Diallo is absent due to a family bereavement, while Lisandro Martinez remains sidelined with a serious knee injury.
Premier League: Brentford v Manchester United
Seeking their first win in eight top flight games away from homed, Manchester United travel to the Gtech Community Stadium to take on a Brentford side struggling to adapt after a summer of change from the top down. Tasked with filling the big boots vacated by Thomas Frank, rookie head coach Keith Andrews has got off to a reasonable start considering the churn of players at Brentford during a summer in which they also saw big name players such as Yoane Wissa, Christian Norgaard and Yoane Wissa leave the club.
Dropping points from winning positions has already become a problem for a side that has coughed up eight thus far from five games, but an optimist might argue that at least they’re getting into those winning positions in the first place. Bouncing back from last weekend’s defeat at Fulham with a win against struggling Manchester United would certainly help cement Andrews’ credentials as a somewhat worthy successor to Frank.
Taking their latest crack at notching up back-to-back league wins for the first time under Ruben Amorim, United arrive in west London on the back of last weekend’s narrow victory over Chelsea at Old Trafford, a result into which not too much can be read given the apocalyptic weather conditions, the early red card shown to Robert Sanchez and his head coach’s subsequent tactical meltdown. Still, a win is a win and if United if can secure another one, Amorim may ease some of the pressure he remains under. Kick-off at the Gtech is at 12.30pm but we’ll have team news and build-up in the meantime.