President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and yet, the woke leftist mob continues to deliberately foment violence by labeling our administration as “fascist.” Donald Trump deserves nothing but praise, and I, Stephen Miller, will not stand idly by while the radical left tries to sow chaos by painting President Trump as some sort of self-obsessed, jingoistic nationalist.
Calling the president, or any member of this administration, a fascist is tantamount to inciting violence. We are not fascists, and if you call us fascists, we will throw you in jail.
I have been quick to condemn the Democrats’ pathetic attempts to put a target on our backs. Every time you call someone a fascist, you are signing their death warrant.
Predictably, as soon as I said that, the cancel-culture-loving, terminally online leftist lunatics dug up numerous instances in the past where I called Democrats fascists as proof that I’m a hypocrite. But they’re ignoring the obvious difference, which is that, every time I said it, I was joking. I’m famous for my sense of humor. Ask anyone at the White House. When people think of Stephen Miller, they think “Guy with a great sense of humor.”
That said, there is nothing funny about calling me or Donald Trump a fascist, and if you do, we will ship you to Guantanamo.
Nobody in the history of this country has experienced more discrimination or been subjected to more abuse than MAGA Republicans. Just look at the endless barrage of harassment our administration has endured from California Governor Gavin Newsom. His tweets are hateful, crass, and unbefitting of a man of his stature. His press office calls the tweets a “parody,” but Donald Trump sounds nothing like that, and he never stoops to such lows.
If the governor doesn’t get his act together, we’ll toss him in a federal supermax faster than he can say “Newsom ’28.”
The left keeps trying to twist President Trump’s actions to prove he’s a fascist. That’s why, when he and Peter Hegseth gathered America’s military leaders for a totally routine briefing/press-op, they tried to paint it as some sort of drum-beating display of strength.
Unlike Trump and Hegseth, fascist leaders are fanatically militaristic. And there is nothing fanatical about throwing a military parade, renaming the “Department of Defense” the “Department of War,” or purging non-MAGA generals. The latter two are simply common sense, and a giant military parade is just a fun, wholesome way to celebrate the birthday of America’s commander in chief.
Claim otherwise, and we’ll be forced to send the National Guard to your city until you wise up.
Sadly, the Democratic Party is no longer interested in governing and has become hell-bent on destroying America, which is why Hakeem Jeffries, Chuck Schumer, and the other domestic extremists in Congress have ground the government to a halt. No doubt Chuck Schumer and the head of Antifa (whose name escapes me at the moment) were in cahoots to shut down the government so that they can turn America’s national parks into training grounds for leftist guerrillas. Just because I can’t name the head of Antifa (or any other prominent member of Antifa) off the top of my head doesn’t mean they aren’t a highly coordinated terrorist organization.
In fact, calling us fascists is classic Antifa behavior, and we’ll need to keep you at a CIA black site until we can make sure you’re not plotting any attacks.
Fascist regimes have classic, telltale traits, like vilifying immigrants, adopting patriotic symbolism of their nation’s glorious past, embracing a narrow definition of masculinity and family values, and striving for economic and diplomatic self-sufficiency. But just because we also do all of those things does not make us fascists. That the unhinged left insists otherwise is proof that we’re really the victims in all of this. Which is why we must apprehend and silence our critics in self-defense.
Yes, we may be more hardcore than the most hardcore gangbangers, but we are also innocent lambs who are being slandered by enemies of the state. If you can’t see how both of those are true, you deserve to rot in a cell.
And it’s not just calling us fascists—any defamatory language, like saying we’re “bigots,” or “scumbags,” or “walking sacks of bile who decided to make their self-loathing everyone else’s problem” should earn you a life sentence. Republicans don’t engage in that sort of behavior, and the only way to restore our country to order is to punish those who do.
So, stop claiming that we want to deny you freedom of expression; otherwise, we’ll have no choice but to take that freedom away.
