Trump promises shutdown will not impact essential U.S. government services like Bombings and Coups

“Don’t worry, we still have enough funds to indiscriminately bomb people on small boats near the coast of Venezuela.” Luke and the Panel (Nile Seguin, Clare Blackwood, Megan MacKay) talk about Trump’s 20 point plan to end the war in Gaza, Mark Carney’s plan to end Canada Post, and the Toronto Blue Jays’ plan to end the Yankees. Then the Approximately 10 Minute Long Quiz discovers the sinister criminal conspiracy to steal apples from local orchards. If you’d like an extended cut of this episode that also talks about Doug Ford’s crackdown on speed cameras check us out on Patreon.