TEL AVIV, ISRAEL – The government of Israel reports that it has intercepted a flotilla of boats, containing among others Greta Thunberg, which was in fact en route for a long-scheduled sleepover party. “We are very optimistic about this wholly enjoyable sleepover which will not violate any of the Geneva Conventions,” stated Prime Minister Benjamin […]
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