WASHINGTON D.C. – Following last night’s elimination of the New York Yankees, the United States Department of War has advised the White House that the Toronto Blue Jays are “perilously close” to acquiring the MLB World Series Commissioner’s Trophy. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth reportedly briefed President Trump about the impending Blue Jays threat immediately […]
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