WASHINGTON D.C. – American Vice President JD Vance has posted online, slamming the country of Canada’s economic and immigration policies, which insiders reveal stems from hurt feelings over being sexually rebuffed by a Canadian chesterfield. “For weeks now Vance would not stop talking about this ‘super fuckable sidepiece’ he’d been DMing, though when we asked […]
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