To Twitter now – no, stick with us – where this meme about women keeping secrets – or rather, their supposed inability to keep secrets – just went viral (well, of course it did).
— Unhinged (@DistressDark) October 2, 2025
And we mention it because it prompted lots of entertaining and totally on-point comebacks …
this goes really hard if you’re 8 & homeschooled
— ᗩ ᒪ ᕮ ᙭ (@hudnaxela) October 3, 2025
Men are horrific gossips
— Ioan’s name begins with an i (@ClassiestBuu2) October 3, 2025
During ww1, MI5 used girl guides as spies because boy scouts werent reliable to keep secrets and gossipped too much.https://t.co/SG4ZPac9Ei
— Anna Bucci (@Bathilde777) October 3, 2025
Oobjectively false. Ever met a man before?
— ketamine dan (@ckdjournalists) October 3, 2025
… but this one surely knocked the rest out of the park.
I wonder which group is known for sharing private pictures that are given to them in trust https://t.co/lDkqzkxm26
— Melchine (@mels_charm_) October 4, 2025
Boom!
Clock it pic.twitter.com/Bw2yL2ed6I
— Jovina ✮⋆˙ (@mwahjovina) October 4, 2025
Not even just pictures, men gossip a lot lmao they just don’t call it that
— Olaromola (@abike1999) October 4, 2025
My man works in a trucking company and all those bitches DO is gossip the few times we’ve gone and hung out with any of them, or social events, it’s all just gossip, gossip, gossip, and the kicker is tht they don’t even realize that it’s gossiping they’re so catty lmao
— Mx.Valeria (@ValVixenKitty) October 4, 2025
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