Kasey —
From the moment I first saw you, I knew my life was about to change. You were beautiful—also intelligent, funny, and kind. Not long after we met, I knew I wanted to spend my life with you. Let me know if you’d like these opening lines to be warmer or more emotional. Do you want me to personalize them in some way?
I love your confidence, your resilience, and your openness to new experiences. Do you remember when we moved in together and spent that whole first weekend building furniture? This is an example of an anecdote you could include. Should I suggest a different meaningful experience you and Kasey might have shared?
As a couple, we have been through the highest highs and the lowest lows—some very low lows. While I’d be happy to include the details of your infidelity here, it might be better to reference the episode subtly—she will know what you mean. Kasey, you have taught me everything I know about commitment and forgiveness. Thanks to you, I know what true devotion looks like. How’s that? If you’d like, I can rewrite this to more directly reference the incident with Kasey’s sister.
Great—here are some promises you might make. I promise to center your needs. I promise to love you with devotion. I promise to stand by you forever. I would not advise you to qualify these vows or list exceptions to your promises. Okay, I can write that. Kasey—we each get one “free pass” with a neighbor.
I promise to stand by you, without fear or reservation. I promise to protect you with all the strength I can muster—even through the inevitable obstacles that life tosses your way. Sorry, you’ve hit the limit for free messages with our advanced model. Please upgrade now or continue with our lower-tier language model.
I promise love you. I want marry you—marry you so bad.
Kasey, I simply can’t wait to begin life together as husband and wife. Absolutely, here are some tips for nailing the delivery. Before the ceremony, practice the vows in front of a mirror. Be sure to print the vows out, removing any extraneous text or AI prompts. To reduce stress, do not wait for the last minute. Sure, here are some pawn shops in Tacoma where you can buy a wedding ring in a jiffy.
Kasey, I love you. The day we met was the luckiest of my life. In just a few moments, I will be joining your wonderful, caring family. No, I would not recommend winking at Kasey’s sister. No, I would not recommend expressing admiration for “all the MILFs” on Kasey’s side.
Absolutely, I can do that. Here’s a vow pledging your devotion to Kasey while praising her steadfast support for you, despite your flaws and errors, presented as rhyming couplets in the style of Joe Rogan. Let me know if you’d like me to personalize it further—or anything else to help you express yourself on this special day.
