“Friday” – Rebecca Black
“Temporal Awareness Cantata in G Major for Adolescent Voice and Auto-Tuned Choir (‘Hebdomadal Celebration’)”
“Mambo No. 5” – Lou Bega
“Polygamous Dance Catalog in F Major for German-Cuban Vocalist. Homage to Monica, Erica, Rita, Sandra, Tina, Mary, Jessica, et al.”
“I’m Blue” – Eiffel 65
“Cerulean Obsession Dance in G Minor for Italian Trio Demonstrating Monochromatic Lifestyle Commitment”
“Crazy Frog” – Axel F
“Amphibious Annoyance Étude in F Major for Synthesized Batrachian and Electronic Torture Ensemble”
“Macarena” – Los Del Rio
“Andalusian Kinetic Ritual for Choreographed Mass Behavior”
“It’s Raining Men” – The Weather Girls
“Male Precipitation Fantasy in C Major for Female Duo of Solitary Chart Triumph”
“Call Me Maybe” – Carly Rae Jepsen
“Conditional Telephonic Request in G Major for Canadian Ingénue”
“All Star” – Smash Mouth
“Self-Actualization Hymn in F# Major for California Quartet with Unlikely Cultural Impact”
“Gangnam Style” – PSY
“Equestrian-Themed Global Dance Craze in B-flat Major for Korean Gentleman on Invisible Horse”
“Baby Shark” – Baby Shark
“Aquatic Genealogy Repetition Suite in C Major for Children’s Choir with Epidemic Effect”
“Who Let the Dogs Out” – Baha Men
“Canine Liberation Inquiry in F Major for Bahamian Quartet of Unwavering Curiosity”
“Never Gonna Give You Up” – Rick Astley
“Deceptive Hyperlink Serenade for Ginger Baritone, Op. 1987”
