That well-known devout Christian, Speaker Mike Johnson, has been out there making up stories like the trooper that he is, in order to protect his boss and hero, Donald Trump, from allegations that he was involved in the sleazy, violent world of Jeffrey Epstein.
It’s a difficult one to field, because the two men were clearly very good friends, pictured and filmed together on very many occasions, usually at parties – but Maga Mike came up with a really creative reason why that isn’t the smoking gun it seems.
in which Mike Johnson claims that Donald Trump was an FBI informant to take down Epstein pic.twitter.com/fe2WvhNDS2
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 5, 2025
There are, obviously, some major flaws in Mike Johnson’s argument, not least his claim that Donald Trump isn’t saying the whole Epstein thing is a hoax.
Trump on Epstein Files: This is a Democrat hoax. They’re trying to get people to talk about something that is totally irrelevant… pic.twitter.com/DneRnStSMd
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 3, 2025
There’s also this.
Trump claims he never called the FBI in his life while his little Johnson says he’s an FBI informant. Can’t they get their stories straight before trying to fool us? pic.twitter.com/ErNmcmts8t
— Piyush Mittal (@piyushmittal) September 6, 2025
Oops. Not that a single person believed Johnson anyway. These reactions reflect the general attitude to the suggestion that Trump was an FBI informant.
1.
Can someone please explain to me how Donald Trump was an FBI informant in the Epstein case which he says is a “democrat hoax”…
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) September 6, 2025
2.
no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed
— ashley ray (@theashleyray) September 6, 2025
3.
If I understand this correctly, Trump barely knew Epstein, and Obama put Trump’s name in the Epstein files, except Trump did in fact hang out with Epstein because he was actually a white hat pedophile working under deep cover, but also the Epstein files are a hoax https://t.co/1S8pSxkNvX
— Robert Skvarla (@RobertSkvarla) September 6, 2025
4.
They’ve now gone from “Release the files!” to “The files are sitting on my desk!” to “There are no files!” to “The files are a hoax made up by Democrats!” to “Trump was working as an FBI informant to bring down Epstein!”
Give us a fucking break. Just #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles pic.twitter.com/gLS6dK9O7p
— Andrew—#IAmTheResistance—Wortman (@AmoneyResists) September 5, 2025
5.
Oh look — Trump as an FBI informant taking down Epstein. pic.twitter.com/DV7cAKS7dZ
— Outspoken™️ (@Out5p0ken) September 5, 2025
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— Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson) September 6, 2025
7.
Pete Hegseth has never had a drink in his life, but rather was acting as an FBI informant to catch crooks who are alcoholics. pic.twitter.com/b3FeQ16vA9
— Brown Eyed Susan (@smc429) September 6, 2025
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Recently declassified photo of FBI Informant Rafael ‘Ted’ Cruz on his way to investigate drug trafficking in Cancun, Mexico pic.twitter.com/n3mS4DQB64
— TheRealThelmaJohnson (@TheRealThelmaJ1) September 7, 2025
9.
JUST WHEN YOU THINK THE CLOWN CAR IS FULL, TRUMP IS OUTED AS AN FBI INFORMANT. APPARENTLY, HE’S A GREAT PRESIDENT WHO WENT UNDERCOVER AS A HORRIBLE ONE – DESTROYING AMERICA & PRETENDING HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE ECONOMY, TARIFFS, MATH, ENGLISH, AND THE USE OF A DEODORANT. BRAVO! pic.twitter.com/9Sh8n0Dks5
— Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) (@AwesomeNewsom) September 6, 2025
