Presumably Real Television Show Comes To Acorn TV

NEW YORK—Stumped by the latest development to come out of the world of entertainment, sources confirmed Monday that presumably real television show Irish Blood had come to Acorn TV. “Huh, look at that,” one source said of the Alicia Silverstone–led series, which was presumably written, shot, and edited before being made available on the streaming service known as Acorn TV, where, should a person choose to take such an action, it could be viewed. “In theory, I could sit down right now and watch at least four episodes of Irish Blood on Acorn TV. I probably won’t. But presumably, I could. Hey, what’s this thing called Agatha Raisin?” At press time, sources reported that the presumably real series had given their televisions a virus.