The Louvre Museum in Paris closed temporarily after thieves broke in and stole several priceless Napoleon-era jewels, the brazen seven-minute raid taking place just after the world’s most-visited museum opened. What do you think?
“The British Museum better have an air-tight alibi.”
Aaron Goldstein, Helium Expert

“This should be a reminder to everyone to go home tonight and hug all your jewels tight.”
Isaiah Brown, Assistant Musicologist

“My bad, I assumed that guy suspended by wire from the ceiling was just part of the exhibit.”
Lucia Romano, Dirt Moistener