You almost certainly didn’t miss the online reaction to a recent Rupert Lowe gaffe, when he mistook a boatload of charity rowers for a group of immigrants.
Rupert Lowe of Reform is refusing to take down a dishonest, xenophobic post claiming that a rowing boat seen at Great Yarmouth is asylum seekers from France. Yarmouth is 114 nautical miles from France
You’re a dunce @RupertLowe10 pic.twitter.com/zYE9jJRtcl
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) August 8, 2025
Imagine how much less embarrassing it would have been if he’d been doing something else – like his job, for instance.
The pisstakes were probably visible from Calais, and they looked sort of like this …
Rupert Lowe spots two more potential illegal migrants. https://t.co/2AoYicECfS pic.twitter.com/XStjLmeuMx
— Inevitable Gassy (@OldGassy1984) August 8, 2025
Rupert Lowe panics and phones authorities after spotting two potential migrants in a small boat. pic.twitter.com/Ugns2HUOFw
— Rameses Niblick III (@TheLittleWaster) August 8, 2025
#RupertLowe pic.twitter.com/4VKkLGBMvW
— Joe (@MrJoeGooch) August 8, 2025
On Thursday, he made a little joke about his horrible pastime of demonising immigrants and whipping up anger and fear about their presence. Because, you know – lols.
It got the reception it deserved …more mockery.
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https://t.co/p9mtMGeoOW pic.twitter.com/o3yb8hQox0
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) August 14, 2025
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How is this not a parody?
— Shoaib M Khan (@ShoaibMKhan) August 14, 2025
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https://t.co/JtwGLF32Gi pic.twitter.com/bSfU1aKLHo
— Leo (@ole_leo_x) August 14, 2025
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Captain Mainwaring doing his bit.
Cretin. pic.twitter.com/3xL48yLj6I
— Brendan May (@bmay) August 14, 2025
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Is anyone else beginning to wonder if Rupert Lowe is just a parody? https://t.co/gfKcsFEBE0
— Catherine Rawcliffe (@cmwrawcliffe) August 15, 2025
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Dogging used to be undertaken with a quiet dignity. https://t.co/RE9DiDGygQ
— Sam “Down Bad” Humphreys (@RhetoricalHype) August 14, 2025
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Rupert seems to think that’s the English Channel and it’s worrying.
— Qutus (@qutus123) August 15, 2025
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Quick, Rupert! We’re being invaded!
Send out the destroyers!!1 pic.twitter.com/Jp3LkhN4sa
— ortsA (@indigopopuluxe) August 14, 2025
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Pathetic attempt at trying to make light of your ridiculous performance Senile Irrelevant Grandad. What’s done is done and no decent intelligent person will take you seriously ever again. pic.twitter.com/50dwrSAaXe
— Steve Thomas (@tarsins) August 14, 2025
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Does this man ever spend the day attending to one of his numerous other jobs?
At the very least being a ‘hard-working farmer’ would be particularly onerous at harvest time. Or maybe solar panels and horses don’t need watering during August?
— AVS1972 (@TotallyBeans) August 15, 2025
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What sort of weirdo goes to the beach in a suit https://t.co/OULAa5yOiF
— Nick Bruzon (@NickBruzon) August 15, 2025
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He’s probably looking at his political career sinking
— UnitedWeAre (@UnitedWeAare) August 14, 2025
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Rupert Lowe scouring the coast for potential invaders. pic.twitter.com/jSfBkyCvNL
— Inevitable Gassy (@OldGassy1984) August 14, 2025
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“look, over there, in the distance I can see the last ounce of my dignity”
— Martin Poler (@martinpoler) August 15, 2025
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Rupert Lowe’s constituency of Great Yarmouth is located over 130 miles from the English Channel.
No “small boat” has ever landed at Great Yarmouth.
Rupert Lowe is a stupid twat. https://t.co/quRyXK7cqg
— thelefttake (@thelefttake) August 14, 2025
Somebody had to say it.
New Baywatch looks shit https://t.co/s0T7R2HmXb
— Lesley ☭ (@lesthecroc) August 14, 2025
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Rupert Lowe posted that not all cultures are created equal, and it was a self-own visible from Land’s End to John o’Groats
Image Rupert Lowe
