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Things are looking pretty bleak for Hawkins. Vecna’s abducting students in broad daylight. The U.S. Army is here to “restore order” and capture Eleven. The Upside…

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I’m tired of pretending that shellfish make sense. I’m not talking about shrimp, crabs, or lobster. Those I get. They have heads and legs and stuff.…

You may not have heard yet, because the news cycle these past few weeks has been crazier than the Facebook posts after Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show.…

Let’s play #HorrificHolidaySides on this week’s #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on https://t.co/RBuA4E21wb #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags pic.twitter.com/5LUXxcXrNR — Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) November 19, 2025 Cranberry…

Episode 11: The Final Test Strip ALAN CUMMING (voiceover): Twenty-four players, each of whom has spent at least six months trying to become pregnant, arrived last…

Let’s play #WinterizeAWine on this week’s #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on https://t.co/RBuA4E21wb #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags pic.twitter.com/mx0JywrmCN — Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) November 12, 2025 Snowmanischewitz…

Dear @tiffany_forthe_winfany77, I’m really not supposed to reach out to the people I surveil, but I would be doing the world a great disservice if I…

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it…

Leave a bunch of unopened bills lying around. Replace the bathroom scale with a broken one that’s always ten pounds over. Swap household bulbs with flickering…