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We, the members of the National Brotherhood of Hoopwelders, Oysterpolishers, and Clowns Local #3835, hereby written in crayon on this thirty-two foot scroll, present our demands…

Let’s play #UpchuckSomeChips on this week’s #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on https://t.co/RBuA4E21wb #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags pic.twitter.com/5lFZYNm1FK — Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) August 13, 2025 Pukeles…

Honey, do you mind if we talk? Preferably out of the view of this camera crew that’s been following us everywhere the past three months (i.e.…

Robert Morgan Fisher’s unpublished novel Thrust Fault was shortlisted for the 2025 Kenneth Patchen Prize for Innovative Fiction. He was nominated for a 2025 Guggenheim Fellowship for his…

I will never forget the day it began. My girlfriend said she just needed to “pop in real quick to restock her brow gel,” which I…

That’s right. I just crunched the shit out of your lollipop, you little twerp.   What are you going to do about it? Cry to Mr.…

“This little piggy went to market” is a promising start. It makes me want to know more: who is piggy, what does piggy want at the…

Sure, voodoo dolls are great, and can be effective; but let’s face it, they’re just so passé!  At Hex Your Ex!, we can expand your revenge…

Let’s play #CrapOnAnApp on this week’s #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on https://t.co/RBuA4E1tGD #funny #jokes #puns #Hashtags pic.twitter.com/ivTIjM4C9v — Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) August 6, 2025 #CrapOnAnAppShatGPT…

“Oh crap, did I catch you in a private moment??  Or is the furious  masturbation just part of the ‘scary demon’ thing?” “Listen, I appreciate the…