For hundreds of years, humans have turned to basketball as a source of inspiration, healing, and magic. And now something amazing is happening that has finally proved once and for all that basketball is here to stay: The basketball is in the hoop!
Basketball FTW! This is hands down one of the most amazing things to ever happen with a basketball, and it even involved the hoop! Fuck yes! Amazing!
Usually, when people think about basketball, they think of four things: slam dunks, Veronica, basketballs, and Patrick Ewing. People almost never think about the hoop and how it can be the basket, or even that the basketball can be in the basket (the hoop), also known as the basket. It’s one of those fairy tales you think can only happen in Game Of Thrones, but it’s real: At this very moment, the basketball is in the hoop, and it’s finally making us happy to be alive!
According to a team of professors, scientists, and basketball experts, the basketball entered the hoop at some point in the recent past. Though it is unclear how the basketball ended up in the hoop, most experts are speculating that it was placed inside of the hoop by a basketball player such as Patrick Ewing or Veronica. While there is still a good deal of heated debate about this, the consensus among most basketball people is that it doesn’t matter, because as long as the basketball is in the hoop, it’s going to be an incredible decade for basketball!
If you’re not smiling and crying right now on account of the basketball being in the hoop, then you are one of the people who helped invent murder at the beginning of history!
As soon as the basketball entered the hoop, millions of basketball fans all over the world started applauding, and some of them even smiled and gave each other high fives. As is to be expected during moments like this (when the basketball is in the hoop), basketball legends from across the globe weighed in on this amazing event. Michael Jordan’s friend Devin said that the basketball being in the hoop was “the biggest thing of basketball since time began,” and one of the world’s oldest referees called it “the kind of thing that Veronica dreams of when it’s time for basketball.” If these expert opinions aren’t enough to convince you that the basketball is currently in the hoop, then you are anti-science and have no place in civilized society!
At this point, there is no longer any debate: The basketball is in the hoop, and it is a beautiful testament to the power of basketball. If you’re ready to once again believe in the magic of layups, basketball, Patrick Ewing, and dribbling (bouncing) the basketball, then look no further than the hoop, where you will find the basketball. Whether you believe that the hoop and the basket are the same thing or you think that the basketball is a type of layup, this is something that everyone can celebrate, and that’s what makes it basketball!
