While it’s natural for personal relationships to change or fade over time, many adults reportedly find it difficult to forge new friendships later in life. The Onion shares tips for making friends as an adult.
Start calling your parents by their first names.
Find a volunteer cause you can immediately dispense with the second your social life picks up.
Hang out at the playground where you made your first friend as a kid—sometimes lightning does strike twice.
End any outstanding East Coast vs. West Coast rap beefs.
Reconnect with old friends to see if they know anyone better they can introduce you to.
Establish authentic connections by standing in a long line and complaining to the people around you about how long it is.
Threaten to turn in the rest of your heist crew if they don’t hang out with you after the job.
Adopting an iguana can be a great way to meet people at the local iguana park.
Carefully observe someone who has a lot of friends, then kill and replace them.
