LEAWOOD, KS—Seeing his fiancée in a whole new light, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce was reportedly getting cold feet Monday after listening to Taylor Swift’s The Life Of A Showgirl. “It’s kind of weird I’ve only known her for two years, don’t you think?” said the Kansas City Chiefs tight end, who told his teammates he had begun experiencing completely new uncertainties about his relationship with the pop star ever since listening to her sing the words “We all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire” and “Did you girlboss too close to the sun?” on the latest record. “I know people get engaged after less time, but still. Am I rushing into it? I just feel like the Taylor I knew wouldn’t have written ‘Wi$h Li$t.’ Maybe I should suggest we spend a little time apart. Some time with Jack Antonoff might do her good.” At press time, sources confirmed Kelce and Swift were in a blow-up fight after she walked in on him listening to Brat.
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