1. It’s the hotly anticipated sequel of a late 2010s, grimdark existential nightmare.
2. The economy is really, really bad. Like. Really bad.
3. There are almost no places to rest, and even when you find them, they cost money.
4. You need to watch a lot of YouTube video essays to make sense of anything.
5. You mutter “What fresh hell is this?” every ten minutes.
6. There are some really lovable characters, but you hardly ever see them.
7. No matter how bleak it gets, you can’t stop scrolling.
8. People on Reddit swore it was going to happen—but a lot of us didn’t believe them
9. Religious fanatics keep attacking you.
10. You might not make it to the end.
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Both: 1–10
