Well, here we are. Although many believed that aggressive cuts to our country’s arts funding and national granting organizations by our current administration would have made it impossible to continue to mount adventurous performances of creative merit, we are overjoyed to present this piece tonight, thanks to the incredible support of institutions small and large who have stepped up to the plate to fill in the current void in arts funding.
Tonight’s performance wouldn’t be possible without the support of:
- The Doohickey Fund
- NYSPBTHA
- The MCAS Exams
- The Fjord Foundation
- Johnny Shotput’s Remote Detonation Organization
- The Mr. and Mrs. Met Institute
- The International House of Generational Trauma
- Land Acknowledgment Debate Club
- The King Richard’s Faire
- Rich Aunt Jane (love ya, Jane!)
- Disturbed Uncle Jim (there there, Jim…)
- The Heartfelt Apology Union
- MRSA
- The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
- The National Ruffle Association
- Viewers Like You
- The Clippy Home for Retired GIFS
- Haliburton
- The Where’s Waldorf School of Middle America
- Tony Romo’s Fine Arts Dojo
- The Telluride Tableside Guac Fund
- NYSHPA
- The CCR Institute for Unfortunately Gifted Sons
- Two-Factor Authentication for the Arts
- Bloin Capital
- MoviePass
- Nancy Pelosi’s Stable of Underfed Texters
- NEA: SVU
- Paulie’s Stools for Polycules on Route 9
- The Scholastic Book Fair
- MRNBC
- The Ms. Frizzle Memorial Trust
- A bank
- The National Endowment for Sick Air Bro
- The Jamie Kennedy Center
- NYFFS
- Underachievers Anonymous
- The Spleen Actors Guild
- PERVA
- The Homeopathic Raves Review
- The AFLAC Duck Cash Mattress
- Foul Language investments
- Michelle Corporation
- Chase Fraudulent Activities Missed Calls
- Quibi
- The New York Foundation for Deez Nuts