Certain 12-packs of Celsius energy drinks have been recalled after a packaging error led them to contain High Noon vodka seltzer instead, posing a risk of unintentional alcohol ingestion. What do you think?
“I’d hate to do damage to my liver when I was just trying to damage my heart.”
Jake Squires, Elevator Tester

“Someone could have accidentally ingested a calorie.”
Theresa Vo, Kazoo Tuner

“And here I was thinking my SSRIs finally started working.”
Sam Bell, Fruit Peeler