1. This used to be a rite of passage, but for your generation, I believe it’s considered optional.
2. You may be asked questions that you’re not expecting. Don’t panic. Try to figure out the best response from the available options.
3. Most people just bluff their way through it the first time and see what happens.
4. It might not last as long as you think it will. It’s quicker now than it was in my day because teenagers don’t have the same attention span.
5. The occasional involuntary grunt is okay, but try to avoid making other noises. You don’t want to throw off someone else’s game.
6. At some point, you might wonder why years of schooling have not adequately prepared you for this experience.
7. Once it’s over, you may feel unhappy with your performance. Don’t get too upset. You can always try again, but I recommend waiting until you’re better prepared.
8. Remember, people usually do better on their second try.
9. Keep in mind that there isn’t a level playing field. Data shows that it’s easier for males to achieve a positive outcome.
10. If things do go well, don’t brag about it. Just quietly enjoy feeling superior to your peers.
– – –
Sex advice: 1–10
SAT advice: 1–10
