This lady’s video went viral after she tasted kombucha and made a weird face, and now she has a podcast and a YouTube talk show. It’s just like a normal talk show, but it’s on YouTube instead of TV. A lot of people watch it, actually.
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She was popular on TikTok, and then she was in a Gen Z, gender-swapped remake of She’s All That. It was terrible. Also, there was a big internet drama because she was best friends with Kourtney Kardashian, and people thought that was weird because this girl is like twenty years younger than Kourtney. Anyway, now she’s an edgy pop star.
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This guy hosts a YouTube show where celebrities eat increasingly spicy chicken wings, and he interviews them while their mouths are on fire. Yes, it’s a real thing, and they get real celebrities. They had Viola Davis and Mark Ruffalo on. Yes, you do know who Mark Ruffalo is. He’s been in a bunch of stuff. He was in Spotlight, 30 Going on 30, he was the Hulk… hold on, I’ll get a picture—you’ll know him if you see his picture.
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You don’t have to know about this celebrity. For the record, though, it’s pronounced hock two-ah. It’s not a slur, but still, don’t say it. If you really want to know, just google it. I’m not going to explain it to you.
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This kid yodeled in a Walmart, and people just went nuts over it. Yeah, I don’t know either.
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Okay, so this man used to be a YouTuber, but then he made a video where he went to a Japanese suicide forest, and people got mad at him. He sucks. Then he pivoted to like, boxing? And he has a brother who also sucks. He also does boxing, and he fought Mike Tyson, even though Mike Tyson is almost your age. Then there was a reality show that followed the brothers, but I don’t think anyone watched it. Also, I forgot to mention, but they both started on a Disney show. No, it wasn’t one of the big ones; it was just some random show.
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He’s a kid, and he makes a face like this. Are you looking at me? Like this. Like with his fingers like this under his chin. And then he purses his lips like this, so it’s like he’s thinking. And it’s funny because he’s just a kid. Rizzler. Like Twizzler. It’s because he has rizz. “Rizz” is like charisma. Well… because the “chasrismazzler” doesn’t sound as good.
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This guy gives away a bunch of money but makes people do unhinged stuff for it. He makes videos like, “Stay in a burning building for ten hours and you can win $500,000” or “If you live in this underwater bunker for a week, you’ll get $100,000.” I don’t know where he gets the money. Yes, it is kind of like those horror movies I was telling you about—the Saw franchise.
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She conducts interviews with celebrities while they eat chicken and French fries at a fast-food place. Yes, I guess it is kind of like the hot-wing guy, but for this one, the celebrities aren’t in pain. Also, she’s awkward in the interview. Yeah, it’s on purpose. It’s funny. It’s like awkward and funny.
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That is Nicole Kidman in a wig.
