NASHVILLE, TN—Adding to an already heaping assortment of books, clothing, and photos that reminded her of soon-to-be ex-husband Keith Urban, actress Nicole Kidman reportedly tossed a copy of The Garfield Move soundtrack onto her backyard burn pile Friday. “Keith was so happy the day he came home and told me he was collaborating with Snoop on a song about Garfield’s relaxed lifestyle, but now I’ll never be able to enjoy that opening keyboard lead again without it feeling like a knife in my gut,” said the Academy Award–winning star, who was seen fighting back tears as she tossed a lit match onto the pile and watched Garfield’s sneering orange face crumple into ash. “I thought I’d be happily humming along to ‘Let It Roll’ for the rest of my life. That shows how much I know. Goodbye, original motion picture soundtrack. Goodbye, ‘Let It Roll.’ Let it roll, indeed.” At press time, reports confirmed a frantic Kidman had lunged for the smoldering record.
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